30 Demotivational Slogans

If you’re too happy, here are some slogans to demotivate you. If your colleagues are bothering you, hit them with one of these.

We present the curated list of words that will render you and everyone around you helpless. If things seem up and high, these slogans will put them down and low. Let’s lower the energy levels of you and your loved ones. Let’s make you reluctant to do anything. Let’s begin:

1. Ambition: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.👌
2. Meetings: Because none of us is as unproductive as all of us together.
3. Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.👍
4. Teamwork: Few things are impossible when you’re not the one doing them.
5. Potential: Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
6. Dreams: You can’t follow them if you’re asleep.
7. Effort: The difference between try and triumph is a little umph, which we’re currently out of.😊
8. Success: Because nothing says ‘you’re a loser’ like living in a van down by the river.
9. Optimism: The belief that a miracle is due any minute now.”
10. Pessimism: Why be disappointed when you can just expect the worst?